Mmmmmm pancakes in bed, thanks Rachel!!

I have my new google voice account and my number is (443) MTOW NER. Nice huh? Now I just need them to allow international forwarding…

Yo momma so stupid, she thinks the Large Hadron Collider is a gay porn film.

Yo momma so fat, she took geometry in high school just cause she heard there was gonna be some pi.

I was listening to the thunder & rain, underwater & this fat german jumped into the pool & nearly right on me! Scared the willies out of me!

Bleh, why does it start raing as soon as I get in the pool!?!?

Life is short. Eat dessert first. I’m having torta zanahoria while waiting on my bagel. Yum!

I don’t know whether to be comforted or alarmed by the volcano air raid siren that fires ever day at noon. Yesterday it went at 7 am !

I searched Google for this when I first got my Samsung netbook but didn’t find an answer. Usually I’m happy to work in 1024×600, my netbooks native resolution, but I use Photoshop and I often get this…

Which usually entails going into settings and changing the resolution manually, and when you’re done changing them back. You can avoid all this hassle with a simple keyboard short cut.

Hold Shift and Fn and then press the Right arrow key to increase the resolution up, Left to decrease it. If you press Shift + Fn + Up it resets to the native resolution.

It works on my Samsung NC10, try it on yours and leave me a comment if it works…..

Always an uncle, never a father! :p Congrats Claire, Jono & likkle Luke Towner! I would gone with Han but it’s better than Derek!