:: I know everyone thinks Im a…
:: I know everyone thinks Im a lazt git and do nothing all day, but I’ve been hard at it for 8 hours…. work that is :p
:: I have pink eye and conjunc…
:: I have pink eye and conjunctivitus in either eyes. Or are they the same? Can that be fatal in Mexico…. I feel so ugly !! :p
:: I just realised I have mana…
:: I just realised I have managed to accumulate 75 domains…
:: don’t go to the bathroom an…
:: don’t go to the bathroom and leave your computer with a silly girl :p
:: of all the stupid things I …
:: of all the stupid things I have done, getting superglue all over my lips is right up there :p
:: I got trapped in tuxtla, mi…
:: I got trapped in tuxtla, missed the last bus, rode a bull, took 1400 photos, offered to sleep with mack, met a great girl, no hangover
:: ah, nice and relaxed after …
:: ah, nice and relaxed after the beach….. its time to head back to my Mexican Mountain lair and plan world domination (& eat quesadillas)
:: I need a shave, the Mexican…
:: I need a shave, the Mexicans are making Jesus jokes now… :p
:: I think Im gonna be sad, I …
:: I think Im gonna be sad, I think its today. The girl thats driving me mad is going away… 
:: quite literally missed the …
:: quite literally missed the boat :p
:: I beat the captain of a boa…
:: I beat the captain of a boat at swing the ring and now we’re going sailfin fishing… for free !!! You never know!! :p
:: I have a sore bottom!
:: I have a sore bottom!
:: I think I better get my ass…
:: I think I better get my ass to Cuba before its ruined
:: I wonder if I have done eno…
:: I wonder if I have done enough work today to justify getting trashed tonight….? I’ve been at it for 8 hours!!! At least some food…
:: second miserable day on the…
:: second miserable day on the beach, but at least it isn’t raining anymore. At least I can get on with some work… those poor bored kids..
:: oh… my… fucking… god …
:: oh… my… fucking… god
:: back in Mexico! Back in sho…
:: back in Mexico! Back in shorts! 
Too bad Cancun is gringolandia… right…. the beach!